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That which falls outside the realm of categorization - sort of Global One TV's funny pages. Sometimes laughter is the best medicine.
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Comedy Emergency: In Case of Bad Day, Hit PLAY
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Started by Eric Allen Bell Apr 21.
Freaky Facts About YOU 1 Reply
Oh man, you're a trip. Check it out: READ MORE AT: http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2011/10/mind-blown/ Continue
Tags: oddities, bizarre, offbeat, humor
Started by Eric Allen Bell. Last reply by Bette Kibble Nov 6, 2011.
Maid for the Mind 1 Reply
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Started by Eric Allen Bell. Last reply by Kathy Mc Erlain Mar 7.
Best Way to Stop your Child from Becoming an Atheist
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Tags: dogma, brainwash, religion, god, humor
Started by Eric Allen Bell Oct 22, 2011.
Ostrich, the Other Red Meat - by Eric Allen Bell
OSTRICH, THE OTHER RED MEATBy Eric Allen Bell Most people don't realize that playing the organ is quite difficult. It requires six independent thought processes at once. The average person cannot deal with more than three variables at any one time without using a pencil. Organ playing requires training. My parents both started by playing the piano at church and later graduated from California State University Long Beach where they sat next to each other in organ class. It was there, in organ class, that they began their courtship, which would later lead to marriage. Courtship requires numerous independent processes, intellectual, emotional and biological, a phenomenon which is compounded by the fact that many of these processes can be at odds with…Continue
Tags: oddites, parables, time-killers, surreal, prose
Started by Eric Allen Bell Sep 19, 2011.
8 Amish Men Arrested in Kentucky
READ MORE AT: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/amish-eight-mug-shots-765432 Here are the booking photos of the eight members of an Amish sect who were ordered jailed by a Kentucky judge after they refused to pay fines for failing to affix orange safety triangles to their horse-drawn buggies. The men, who were booked Monday night into the Graves County jail, refused to pay the fines on grounds that their religion bars them from wearing or displaying bright colors. Jailed for misdemeanor contempt of court, the inmates were provided dark-colored jumpsuits in place of the standard issue orange coveralls. The defendants were hit with a range of time in the county lockup (between three and 10 days) by District…Continue
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Started by Eric Allen Bell. Last reply by Bette Kibble Sep 17, 2011.
Eyebrows: Do they Matter?
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Started by Eric Allen Bell Sep 16, 2011.
Malibu Barbie
Sometimes the difference between the fantasyand the reality just isn't pretty.AND NOW FOR A REALLY CHEAP THRILL, CHECK THIS OUT:Continue
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Started by Eric Allen Bell Sep 16, 2011.
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I wanted to thank Eric for the invitation =)
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Comedy Emergency: In Case of Bad Day, Hit PLAY
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Started by Eric Allen Bell Apr 21.
Maid for the Mind 1 Reply
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Started by Eric Allen Bell. Last reply by Kathy Mc Erlain Mar 7.
No Need to Worry 1 Reply
There is apparently no need to worry. I wonder if the publisher of the book got pissed off though since these guys totally gave away the ending.Continue
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Started by Eric Allen Bell. Last reply by David Hughes Feb 18.
Absolutely Useless Facts 2 Replies
Courtesy of PMBC.com# The original game of "Monopoly" was circular.# It costs more to buy a new car today in the United States than it cost Christopher Columbus to equip and undertake three voyages to and from the New World.# One-fourth of the world's population lives on less than $200 a year.# Ninety million people survive on less than $75 a year.# The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the…Continue
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Just Say No To... Bread? 1 Reply
Physics 1021: Bread Is Dangerous 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. 3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant…Continue
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Why I Don't Smoke Pot 2 Replies
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